Medium length hairstyles

 

Short length hairstyles for thick hair easily establish to show the fashion.

 

 Medium length hairstyles give experience way to express your style well.

 

Medium length hairstyles deliberately designed in cool for those who have medium length hair.

short hairstyles easy

 

short hairstyles

 

 short hairstyles

 

 short hairstyles

 

Women who chose to go short persists to be considered a well-designed short design permits them to deal with practically limitless design possibilities. know-how using the broad wide variety of companies on hand hair and facial salon today, waxes and gels, sprays and creams. You can paste directly, wrinkling, ear, curl, comb back, or wave, based on his mood, using the choice of flat irons, wild hair dryers, barrettes, clips and accessories. 

Hairstyles for Long Hair

 

 

 

For those interested in obtaining a Long haircut and being free of charge of taking care of all that long hair, these hairstyles may well perhaps be exactly what you need. If you’ve seen hairstyles on stars like Cameron Diaz or Ashley Judd or have noticed an exciting hairstyle in a fashion magazine like Cosmopolitan, and ever wondered or thought that it would appear very good on you, then you absolutely ought to take into account these hairstyles.

Trendy Hairstyle

 

 In order to form an oval face, it is very easy to pair the shape of your face with any hairstyle of your choice. Do not worry about the length of hair, just make sure that not too long, and at the top.

 

 Medium and long layered hairstyles are perfect choice for women with oval face, as award preacher look. It also gives the body hair and bounce.

easy hairstyles for long hair

 

 easy hairstyles for long hair. easy maintenance hairstyle for long hair

 

 Finally, I came up with this final list of tips that are very easy to do and requires no expensive hair products. By simply following these steps you will make a big difference in your hair!

 

 Having problems with your hair style? Yes, me. I personally want to have a different hair style every day, so I’m looking for some cute hair styles simple.

Videots, Technophiles, & Leetspeakers

*Note: This is probably going to be the first in an ongoing series of posts concerning ads, particularly those on the Internet, and today's focus is on video game ones.

First of all, I am a geek.  I love Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and Harry Potter.  I have seen porn themed after these franchises, for Stephen Hawking's sake.  No apologies.  However, I am not a gamer.  Have I played video games?  Yes.  Did I enjoy it?  Yes.  But an original PlayStation is the most advanced console I have ever owned, which I think had roughly the computing power of a really nice GE blender.  Current McDonald's Happy Meal toys are more high-tech than what I played in middle school.  

I believe this is what is known in tech parlance as an "Epic Fail."

Aside from dabbling in Prince of Persia, Assassin's Creed, and, most recently, God of War, I haven't played video games since I failed to hit my growth spurt.  But Facebook, it seems, is determined to assimilate me, Borg-style, because half of the advertisements that appear in my sidebar are gaming-related.  Why? Only Mark "the Messiah" Zuckerberg knows.  So, without further ado, let's get to the nergasm.

This one baffles me.  What are they implying?  That I am not a real man if I don't play?  That only by associating with the other butch ubermensch who play Dragon Raiders of Fantasmagoria can I prove that I have ironclad, grapefruit-sized testicles?  Or are they attempting desperately to reassure me that by playing this game I am not reducing myself to a sissified nerd who lives vicariously through the Internet because I lack social skills and navigating the digital domain is my only discernible talent?  Either way, how stupid do you think I am?  Don't they know geeks are smart?  This is the kind of marketing tactic that targets 8-year-olds and the mentally handicapped.

"You dare insult Ug's manhood?  Ug will crush you in gaming!"

Anyway, let's check out another sidebar ad from my Facebook homepage . . .

What's the binary translation of "schwing!"?

First off, I'm not even into joysticks [*insert obligatory phallic joke here*], and I would repeatedly mash her buttons, hard, so let's just move on from there.  If you look closely (torture, I know), you can see the spaghetti straps to her top, but at a glance, she appears to be naked, save for some high socks and a headset.  Wow.  Why is that so hot?  I don't know, it just is.  Seriously, let's move on.  Look at the text (you know, those funny symbols above and below her).  This is a gaming/dating service.  That's right, America, they have actually created a website/program/support group that combines the best of two worlds, the two things gamers thought they could never have at the same time: (1) a wicked-sweet gaming outlet and (2) a sex life.  Because, you know, those things are usually mutually exclusive.  Or at least that seems to be the perspective of the creators.  eHarmony meets World of Warcraft.  Hallelujah!  Like Neo being absorbed into the Matrix via a blinding flash of divine light, you have reached the Geekdom of Heaven.

But they know you're skeptical.  There's even an asterisk next to the phrase "Real Girls."  Ha!  She's not really a member, she's just a model, like all the other rejection-spewing pretty girls in the real world!  But wait . . . the footnote is assuring you that she is really a member!  It's not a disclaimer, it's a promise, and the Internet never lies.  They know that you know that no real female gamers (all 27 of them) are that attractive.

Another obvious case of Photoshop forgery.

But the chicks of Game Crush are!  Just check out that hot piece of ASCII.  She's just like your friends!  But with boobs!  That you can touch!  And admit to it later!  Rejoice, you blistered-thumbed, raw-palmed mingers!  I'm not sure who this is more offensive to, the male gamers who are implicitly being stereotyped as socially-awkward losers, or the female gamers who are implicitly being labeled as heinous ugos.  Good thing I don't care.

First RPG on Facebook!

Play the newest game on Facebook!

Seriously, do I need to comment?

The really funny part of all this, besides all the other parts, is that I do not know one person who plays any Facebook games.  Or at least all of my friends have the sensible shame not to admit it to me.  And, while I have overheard some pitiable Dungeonmasters (yes, I know that's a card game reference) describing with poetic fervor their Level 9 Chaotic-Neutral Super Orc Shaman online character, not once have I heard the phrase, "Dude, I totally powned this noob on Facebook in Samurai Dynasty today!"  I think that's because true gamers who take this shit seriously are maybe, oh, I don't know, playing real video games.  They aren't into half-assed knockoffs being churned out by MIT's custodial staff.  But what would a non-gaming geek know?

Reminiscence

As the seasons change, I look back on what might be considered my first blog post, which ironically existed before my blog . . .

I'm KP, and these are the things I hate right now. I hate that people can't drive, regardless of the weather conditions. I hate that Christmas music is playing everywhere I go. I hate that the custom of playing Christmas music ignores the fact that most people seem to hate Christmas music. I hate Sarah Palin/Glenn Beck/Bill O'Reilly/whoever-Fox-feels-needs-a-show. I hate that every other ad on the radio or my Facebook homepage is some huckster trying to sell me false promises. I hate that every other station I turn to on the radio is playing ads, not music. And if they are, it's fucking Christmas music. I hate drama. I hate people who think "buying American" means purchasing a mediocre car, all of the parts for which were fabricated overseas, while most "Japanese" automakers produce their superior models right here in the USA. I hate that our culture has become so materialistic that it treats Black Friday as an event to be not only embraced, but hotly anticipated. I hate people who argue that the Constitutional right to free speech means the right to erect religious displays on public property, at the expense of taxpayers, no less. I hate winter. I hate when people act like winter is something I should look forward to. That's not magic tingling in your toes and noses, it's frostbite. I hate that I still feel the need to bitch about the weather, even though I have lived in Michigan for most of my life. I hate that my car's doors and windows freeze solid. I hate that I always have to worry about money, tabulating the cost of my life day after day. I hate "Dancing With the Stars," "Jersey Shore," and most every other TV program the media tells me everyone is in love with, and covers accordingly. I hate that the media covers other television shows as if they are news. I hate TV. I hate Mac almost as much as I hate the cult of Mac. I hate "Elf." Yes, I said it. Screw you too. I hate that every entity under the sun has to have a Facebook page and a Twitter account. Why the hell would I want Tweets from Ace Hardware? For that matter, why would I want Tweets at all? Go Tweet yourself. I hate pretentious assholes who make lists, as if anyone should care what they think. I hate Christmas specials. "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is an allegory for fascism, and if you don't believe me, I'll e-mail you my analysis. I hate that people are too distracted and self-absorbed by all this shit and a thousand other things to actually take the time to pause and observe the world around them and what is going on it. It's not that hard. I'm KP, and these are the things I hate right now. What do you hate?

Ah, my more innocent, carefree days . . .